<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20074401</id><updated>2011-04-21T21:57:33.334-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Oaky Ton</title><subtitle type='html'>Now offering events GALORE!!!!!!!
Headquarters: Oakland CA</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oakyton.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20074401/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oakyton.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>TRexALot</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5916/1078/1600/trex.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>6</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20074401.post-116482722244269040</id><published>2006-11-29T11:01:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-29T11:07:02.443-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Quote of the Day</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;"It's kind of Welcome to My Town week. We want to open Oakland up and let people see that there's more here than 135 homicides."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Deborah Campbell Ford&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" &gt;, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;spokeswoman for Ron Dellums&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Mwuahaahahahahahhaha!!! hahaha. haha. hehehehehehehheeeeeeeeeeee&lt;br /&gt;Must. stop. laughing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20074401-116482722244269040?l=oakyton.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oakyton.blogspot.com/feeds/116482722244269040/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20074401&amp;postID=116482722244269040' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20074401/posts/default/116482722244269040'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20074401/posts/default/116482722244269040'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oakyton.blogspot.com/2006/11/quote-of-day.html' title='Quote of the Day'/><author><name>TRexALot</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5916/1078/1600/trex.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20074401.post-116482657599168564</id><published>2006-11-29T10:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-29T10:56:16.303-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Ron Dellums is a party pig.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/5916/1078/1600/289267/partypig.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/5916/1078/320/272972/partypig.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Word is that Ron Dellums wants a big, bad inaugural ball. We are talking about a price tag, for this inaugural ball, of &lt;a href="http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/11/29/BAGDQMLG9V1.DTL"&gt;$500K&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hmmmm........&lt;br /&gt;From Ron Dellums's &lt;a href="http://www.rondellumsformayor.com/vision.html"&gt;website&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;In a limited dollar environment, we must bring all parties to the table to more effectively utilize resources by leverage, communication and collaboration."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;What he failed to mention is this: In a limited dollar environment, we need to PAR-TAY!!!!!!!! And by PAR-TAY, I mean half-a-million-dollars-PAR-TAY!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Woo woo. Oak-town.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20074401-116482657599168564?l=oakyton.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oakyton.blogspot.com/feeds/116482657599168564/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20074401&amp;postID=116482657599168564' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20074401/posts/default/116482657599168564'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20074401/posts/default/116482657599168564'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oakyton.blogspot.com/2006/11/ron-dellums-is-party-pig.html' title='Ron Dellums is a party pig.'/><author><name>TRexALot</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5916/1078/1600/trex.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20074401.post-114678228093221982</id><published>2006-05-04T15:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-04T15:38:00.966-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Oaky hosts Flea----------</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5916/1078/1600/flea.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5916/1078/320/flea.0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Actually, I am sure that Oaky hosts many fleas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However,&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;THE&lt;/span&gt; Flea, the &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;ultimate Flea&lt;/span&gt;, will be performing in Oakland Arena with the &lt;a href="https://tickets.redhotchilipeppers.com/"&gt;Red Hot Chili Peppers&lt;/a&gt; this August 24 as they tour following the release (or &lt;a href="http://hypebot.typepad.com/hypebot/2006/05/new_chili_peppe.html"&gt;leak&lt;/a&gt;) of their new album, &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stadium_Arcadium"&gt;Stadium Arcadium&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I will not let this situation deteriorate into another &lt;a href="http://oakyton.blogspot.com/2006/04/tool-at-paramount-sold-out-in-minutes.html"&gt;Tool-sold-out-at-The-Paramount&lt;/a&gt;  nightmare. &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;NOOOOOOOO&lt;/span&gt;. The events GALORE must go on----When Flea comes to Oaky, TRexALot will be there.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ummmm.....I don't know if that sounds right.........&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;TRexALots don't have fleas&lt;/span&gt;......whatever.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Does a certain somebody named Flea want to send me a ticket in advance? Maynard, are you finally ready to to take me up on the homemade-enchiladas-for-Tool-tickets offer? Leave your comments below.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20074401-114678228093221982?l=oakyton.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oakyton.blogspot.com/feeds/114678228093221982/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20074401&amp;postID=114678228093221982' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20074401/posts/default/114678228093221982'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20074401/posts/default/114678228093221982'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oakyton.blogspot.com/2006/05/oaky-hosts-flea.html' title='Oaky hosts Flea----------'/><author><name>TRexALot</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5916/1078/1600/trex.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20074401.post-114599849887907733</id><published>2006-04-25T13:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-25T17:31:19.316-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Its Official: The Oaky Ton has MORE THAN ONE READER!!</title><content type='html'>I appreciate my readers. And now that I understand I have &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;more than one reader&lt;/span&gt;, let me say it again: I appreciate my readers. Notice the plural, people!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, after a little Oaky Ton-related work last night, I decide to go through the WHOLE blog, which took a long time, as you can guess, because of ALL the excellent content available....ehehe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;See, a long time ago, I kicked off this groundbreaking blog with a  &lt;a href="http://oakyton.blogspot.com/2005/12/bay-view.html"&gt;nice little piece&lt;/a&gt; describing my move to Oakland and why I chose to live in Oaky versus all those other cities in the Bay Area.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lo and behold, I find comments under this humble post of mine, multiple comments from seemingly different people! I would like to share with everybody the thoughts that permeate my readers' minds-----Here are my favorites:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="anon-comment-author"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jason&lt;/span&gt; said...       &lt;dl id="comments-block"&gt;&lt;dd style="font-style: italic;" class="comment-body"&gt;          &lt;p&gt;man yo oakland sucks its nuthin like San Francisco, but anyways i live in New York the best place in America rite now nuthin worse where i live cause i live in the Bronx recognize tha&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/dd&gt;&lt;/dl&gt;Unfortunately, Jason was shot and killed as he tried to finish his sentence. So much for the Bronx.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anonymous said...       &lt;dl id="comments-block"&gt;&lt;dd style="font-style: italic;" class="comment-body"&gt;          &lt;p&gt;umm.yeah. oakland really does suck. you've got folks who don't have any idea what a trash can is for, you've got idiots running lights and running drugs and playing their crap rascist music loud enough to wake the dead. basically its a land of super low IQ folks who in any other community would be shunned. they intimidate by pointing guns, driving real fast and being real loud when "dey" are on the street. oh yeah. and, came here a liberal and am leaving this hell-hole more conservative then i was before. the main population here in oaktown are suckers who buy into victimhood- get over yourselves oakland you suck you will always suck.&lt;/p&gt;       &lt;/dd&gt;&lt;/dl&gt;Umm........Jerry Brown, is that you??&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20074401-114599849887907733?l=oakyton.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oakyton.blogspot.com/feeds/114599849887907733/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20074401&amp;postID=114599849887907733' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20074401/posts/default/114599849887907733'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20074401/posts/default/114599849887907733'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oakyton.blogspot.com/2006/04/its-official-oaky-ton-has-more-than.html' title='Its Official: The Oaky Ton has MORE THAN ONE READER!!'/><author><name>TRexALot</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5916/1078/1600/trex.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20074401.post-114590357719637784</id><published>2006-04-24T11:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-24T11:32:57.210-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Tool at the Paramount: SOLD OUT in minutes</title><content type='html'>This is a sad story. I did not make it to the Paramount Theatre box office in time to buy &lt;a href="http://www.toolband.com/news/"&gt;Tool&lt;/a&gt; tickets for this May. They haven't played a live show since 2002 and I am going to miss the Oaky show this May------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DAMMIT!!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tickets went on sale Saturday, April 22 at 10AM but sold out within the first few minutes. I expected that but---DAMMIT! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Whatever, I will have to buy tickets to see the &lt;a href="http://www.thesecretmachines.com/"&gt;Secret Machines&lt;/a&gt; on May 6 as they promote their new album, which is out in stores tomorrow. Yeah, baby. I saw the Secret Machines when they opened for the &lt;a href="http://www.kingsofleon.com/"&gt;Kings of Leon&lt;/a&gt; at the &lt;a href="http://www.thefillmore.com/"&gt;Fillmore&lt;/a&gt;. That was an incredible show----Some of the best live bands of our time. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maynard, if you read this blog (which is likely, since I boast 1-2 readers already), let's make a deal: I will have my man cook you some bomb-ass enchiladas the night of the show in Oakland if you send me tickets. We'll even make some delicious pinto beans and rice for your dining pleasure. Please, Maynard, please!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20074401-114590357719637784?l=oakyton.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oakyton.blogspot.com/feeds/114590357719637784/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20074401&amp;postID=114590357719637784' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20074401/posts/default/114590357719637784'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20074401/posts/default/114590357719637784'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oakyton.blogspot.com/2006/04/tool-at-paramount-sold-out-in-minutes.html' title='Tool at the Paramount: SOLD OUT in minutes'/><author><name>TRexALot</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5916/1078/1600/trex.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20074401.post-114262691769253016</id><published>2006-03-17T11:54:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-17T12:22:23.140-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Zen Master/Crime Fighter</title><content type='html'>Hey, Mayor Brown......&lt;a href="http://cbs5.com/local/local_story_076143808.html"&gt;Who&lt;/a&gt; will &lt;a href="http://www.berkeleydaily.org/text/article.cfm?issue=03-17-06&amp;storyID=23670"&gt;protect&lt;/a&gt; us from &lt;a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/03/08/MANDR.TMP"&gt;you&lt;/a&gt;??&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20074401-114262691769253016?l=oakyton.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://oakyton.blogspot.com/feeds/114262691769253016/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20074401&amp;postID=114262691769253016' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20074401/posts/default/114262691769253016'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20074401/posts/default/114262691769253016'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://oakyton.blogspot.com/2006/03/zen-mastercrime-fighter.html' title='Zen Master/Crime Fighter'/><author><name>TRexALot</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5916/1078/1600/trex.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
